Virtual Fortune Cookie

You may scoff, but why not find the answers to life's great mysteries in a fortune cookie?  Fortune cookies are far more reliable than those daily horoscopes.  Read a few, and likely one will tell you to take a bold new chance, while another will tell you to stay home today, lest you be struck by lightning.  Best of all, fortune cookies are tasty!  This is a web site, not a Chinese restaurant ("I'm a programmer, not a chef, Jim"), so I'm serving up virtual fortune cookies.  All the fun of the traditional favorite, without the calories or the crumbs.  Enjoy a few.  In an hour, you'll be hungry again and want to stop back again.  Don't worry, I'll make more.